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Alvin: ds age 9
Theodore: ds age 7
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These Go To Eleven

NIGEL: All the way up. You’re on ten on your guitar, where can you go from there? Where?
MARTY: I don’t know.
NIGEL: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
MARTY: Put it up to eleven.
NIGEL: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
MARTY: Why don’t you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
NIGEL: These go to eleven.
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Herbies - The Love Bug

My nine year old, Alvin, is sitting on our bed watching some program on Discovery or some other normal cable station. I’m in the bathroom getting ready for bed.

Alvin: Mom, what’s herbies?

Mom: Huh?

Alvin: There’s a doctor on TV talking about herbies.

Mom: It’s a virus. There are all sorts of drugs advertised on TV.

Up next, erectile dysfunction. (pun intended)

Oooh I can’t wait to see what sort of search hits I’ll get now.

June 26, 2008 | Filed Under Fun Stuff, Parenting

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6 Responses to “Herbies - The Love Bug”

debra on June 26th, 2008 9:20 pm

I’m glad to share some of mine after I posted my trip on the train: Take a Ride on the W*ld Side (I really had no clue when wrote it)
paradisefound on June 30th, 2008 11:37 am

I just discovered that I’ve not been getting your blog posts via my reader! Yes, I’ve been a bit busy/distracted to notice. I *hate* those ED commercials. And at 7 pm! Isn’t this still considered family time?? It’s just totally uncalled for in my opinion.
eman (pronounced A-mon) on July 7th, 2008 11:36 am

The irony is that they show the ED and “herbies” commercials consecutively since you have to resolve the first to acquire the second.
Dawn on July 8th, 2008 7:37 pm

*sigh* You completely missed your chance to have the embarrassing but necessary talk about possessed Volkswagons.
bill on July 8th, 2008 8:36 pm

Wouldn’t it be — Erectile Dysfunction, NOT up next, but maybe in a while?
childsplay on July 17th, 2008 10:21 pm

Bill…your comment killed me. *snort!*

And yeah…this stuff is Out Of Control. I’m afraid I won’t need to give Golfer any kind of sex talk whatsoever, due to the commercials going on. ‘Discovery’ channel, indeed!